Does anyone else miss just calling someone on the phone and talking for hours, and listening to the sounds of their voice and being able to hear when they’re smiling and being sarcastic or making up a weird accent and then laughing at how stupid they sound? It just means so much to me, especially when everybody just texts nowadays and their conversations are 99.3% emoticons and “lol”
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
thank you science side of tumblr
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"